Posted 2 days ago

"After wrapping Guardians of the Galaxy I was very homesick and I was coming home to my wife and my son, who at the time was 13 months old. My wife told me ‘Hey, listen there’s a chance he may not recognize you and he may be a little shy’ and so I came in there, and he just sat right up and had this big smile on his face. He started saying ‘Daddy, daddy, daddy!’ and I just started to cry. He saw the tears in my eyes and started doing bits to make me laugh and that just made me cry more."

- Chris Pratt on the best day of his life.

(Source: squidward-tenassholes)

Posted 2 days ago

changethewayitsalwaysbeen:

megustamemes:

Just remember, if you ever hate your job…

that is not where i thought this was going

Posted 2 days ago

clockatrice:

dioscuria:

nevver:

Undo the Damage of Sitting

I KNOW THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE SERIOUS BUT I AM FUCKIGN LOSING MY SHIT AT GROK SQUAT

fuck what the chair said

Posted 2 days ago
twirlytumblfluff:

memeguy-com:

This man knows how to ride a Segway

This is the ONLY way to ride a Segway.

twirlytumblfluff:

memeguy-com:

This man knows how to ride a Segway

This is the ONLY way to ride a Segway.

Posted 3 days ago

reccord:

"Clair de Lune" - Claude Debussy

Posted 1 week ago

austenchanted:

Pride and Prejudice (2005)

That’s Fordyce’s Sermons. So there she’s thinking about the absurdity of Mr. Collins. — Joe Wright, DVD commentary

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the-black-power-ranger:

unamusedsloth:

Are we bad people for laughing at the mishaps of kids?

that nigga in the hallway aint no overtime gravity work thats the work of demons i tell you 

(Source: unamusedsloth)

Posted 1 week ago

(Source: jigglypuff)

Posted 1 week ago
triptophobias:

backwardsorbust:

ellavictorious:

That’s fucked up. That’s real fucked up. That’s some ice spider shit and I do not approve.

That is the sickest shit ever

i just imagined a tiny little ice-spider on the mirror singing ‘let it go’ as he builds his little icy webby fortress.

triptophobias:

backwardsorbust:

ellavictorious:

That’s fucked up. That’s real fucked up. That’s some ice spider shit and I do not approve.

That is the sickest shit ever

i just imagined a tiny little ice-spider on the mirror singing ‘let it go’ as he builds his little icy webby fortress.

Posted 1 week ago

burritno:

spongebob hitting people where it hurts

(Source: zhukini)

Posted 1 week ago
I will tell you what she was like. She was like a piano in a country where everyone has had their hands cut off.
Angela Carter  (via 5000letters)

(Source: writingwillows)

Posted 1 week ago

cubebreaker:

Japan’s Nabana no Sato Botanical Garden used over 7,000,000 LED lights to create this amazing tribute to nature featuring displays of rainbows, auroras, and Mt. Fuji.