Posted 7 hours ago

thecultofcraze:

amoureuux:

oh

That’s okay, I didn’t need my heart.

(Source: blueberrytouches)

Posted 7 hours ago

dysenterygay:

I asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of Italy were called the spaghetto and he looked at me with so much shame.

Posted 7 hours ago

sakibatch:

jimmys face in the last frame tho omg

(Source: youtube.com)

Posted 4 days ago

the starry sky on the himalayas

CLICK ON THE PIC BRO

So amazing

Holy

Def click da pic

(Source: fullmoonwolves)

Posted 4 days ago
Posted 4 days ago

izzyyo:

sterlingsea:

cieply:

god this is how i imagine all guys from california to talk like

100% accurate

Seriously it’s actually totally accurate

(Source: -hewastheirfriend)

Posted 4 days ago

micdotcom:

This Icelandic police force has the most adorable Instagram account 

Meet the Reykjavík Metropolitan Police, serving the capital of Iceland. By the looks of their incredible Instagram account, a normal day includes holding kittens, eating candy and wearing false mustaches.

There’s more where those came from | Follow micdotcom

Posted 1 week ago

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Posted 1 week ago

crowcrow:

this happy goat is making me feel so happy about everything

(Source: jeffephotography)

Posted 1 week ago

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Posted 1 week ago

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

Posted 1 week ago

korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

Posted 1 week ago

brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

Posted 1 week ago

pride and prejudice + “still movement”
(requested by somnus-nemuri)

(Source: weloveperioddrama)

Posted 1 week ago

mariondavies:

Joan Fontaine, c. 1945